Long time no blog! Blog almost rotted. My Woofy GREW, finally! 13o7o7 a day to be remembered, flooded with all the megas. LOVE you all.
So stressed out these few days. With all the Common Test, class test and stuff, so maybe I shall post some LOL stuff for you readers, you name it, I've got it! Taken from Asiasoft's forum though. Laughter is the best medicine around.
Dirty ones:X1)
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A couple were 'aheming' in their room when 2 ant friends(male and female) climbed over the ceiling in the room. Just then, the male ant slipped and he fell onto the lady's thigh. The female ant then dropped on her thighs, too. Just then, the male ant saw a 'cave'(hope you all know what I mean). So he suggested that he go in first.
1minute later...
He came running out, panting. Like as if he just saw a ghost. He then said "I saw a dragon inside! It was spitting water at me! Lets get out of here!"
For the innocents:XI knew a girl that was so stupid that.......
she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
"concentrate. "
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
Source: http:
http://forums.playpark.net/showthread.php?t=75947WOOFgal
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